Sell your mother | Need money? Do not forget Mom!
  PROFESSION :
  Medical Sales
  AGE :
  30
   SPECIAL FEATURES:
Nursing qualifications come in very handy for illness and injury
Imperious at cleaning makes Hyacinth Bouquet look like a tramp
Cooks a great cauliflower cheese
  MARKET VALUE:
  £22 000
A WORD FROM THE SELLER:
Ella Evans

on 24/11/2011

Description of my mother :

Fantastic Mum who will cater for a family of any size. Excellent at knocking up a variety of foods and can also hold her liqueur. A bit obsessive with cleaning so not good if you are a dirty scruffy boy. Suit clean female family. Still young so plenty of life (work)left in the old dog yet.

About me :

"I want my first playstation. Was an easy decision."

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